Stacey Gustafson has a collection of humorous fortunes on her blog. Here is part of her post:
Do you believe in fortune cookies? Take a break and enjoy “Don’t Fry Bacon in the Nude” and other funny fortunes. This month I collected the best hilarious, snarky and celebrity fortunes for you. Click on my link to get started, Stacey Gustafson. Go get your funny on!